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X-Men: Apocalypse looks cool, but where is Mystique?

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X-Men: Apocalypse looks cool, but where is Mystique?

Written by Victor Sanchez, December 13, 2015, at 7:00 p.m. Tweet to: @Papasbrains


Yet another major comic book movie had a trailer drop recently with X-Men: Apocalypse. In my opinion it’s the most exciting one yet, but one massive thing stood out – why isn’t Mystique, played by Jennifer Lawrence, blue? In the previous two new movies, the character Mystique has had blue skin, which is her natural color in the comics. The X-Men film franchise spans almost eight films with one reboot (sort of), so it’s odd to see such a massive design change to a character, where the rest of the characters in the franchise have remained the same.

X-Men Apocalypse Mystique

X-Men: Apocalypse is a part of a new series of films that began with X-Men: First Class, and a large chunk of First Class focused on Mystique as a character. Mystique’s character arc begins with her looking human for a good portion of the movie and then, over the course of the film, learning to accept herself as a mutant and decides to stay blue until the end. In the second movie X-Men: Days of Future Past she remains as her blue self as she uses her various mutant skills to further the plot. In the original trilogy of X-Men films, which would take place chronologically after Apocalypse, Mystique (Rebecca Romijn) is blue and naked for almost the whole time she is on screen.

These themes of acceptance used in the films directly mirror the messages of the original comic. The X-Men comic was created in the 1960s, when civil rights in America had begun to work up to a fever pitch. The comic dealt with the idea of a class of citizens – the mutants – viewed as “lesser” and feared for the differences they were born with. This idea resonated with young African Americans, gays, Jewish people, and other groups at the time, and was very popular for groups that felt as though they were second-class citizens. First Class’s storyline of Mystique accepting herself and the community she belongs to really ties into the themes of the comics. So the idea of Mystique looking “human” in the upcoming film would be as if she was wearing a disguise even when she is with her fellow mutants. It makes very little sense for the way the character has been portrayed for five films.

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The X-Men are hated, feared and despised collectively by humanity for no other reason than that they are mutants. So what we have here, intended or not, is a book that is about racism, bigotry and prejudice.
—Uncanny X-Men writer Chris Claremont, 1981

In an interview with Entertainment Weekly, when asked about her future in the X-Men franchise Jennifer Lawrence stated:

“I love working with Bryan, and I love these movies,” she says. “It’s just the paint.” She was 20 when she signed on for X-Men: First Class, she says, and didn’t care about “fumes and toxins. Now I’m almost 25 and I’m like, ‘I can’t even pronounce this and that’s going in my nose? I’m breathing that?’” – Jennifer Lawrence, Entertainment Weekly.

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Apparently its no big deal if other cast members wear the “toxic” paint.

Lawrence’s concern for her personal health is her own business, but it doesn’t seem to be a big enough problem for her costars to stop using the body paint to portray their respective characters.

Mystique, according to earlier leaks, is supposed to be rescuing mutants who are being oppressed. It makes no sense thematically; how can she save the oppressed if she can’t even be herself?

 

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Retro Video Game Collecting 101

Retro Video Game Collecting 101

12/4/2015

Written by: Michael Hershberger


So, you want to collect retro video games?

Of course you do, or you wouldn’t be reading this article. Chances are, you’re like me. You grew up with video games, but growing up, video games were expensive. Now you’re an adult. You have a job, you have a life.  Sometimes you just want to feel like a kid again. Like me, you’d probably like to own and play all of those great titles that you could never afford for yourself. Maybe the kid up the street had a few titles you loved, but he never let you play because he’s a sadistic asshole. Whatever your reason, you’re ready to dive into the world of retro video game collecting. Let me give you some advice.

This hobby is expensive.

In case you haven’t noticed, due to the rising popularity of retro video game collecting, the price of retro video games has skyrocketed to astronomical heights. For some reason, games that were released by the millions are being treated as rare treasures, only to be enjoyed by the gods themselves. Games that are actually rare in numbers, whether they were “good” or not, are unbelievably expensive. Little Samson for the NES? You’d better be prepared to drop a grand. There are many contributing factors to the high price of retro gaming, but I’ll save that rant for another day. I could write a book on that subject. Rule of thumb? If it’s related to Mario, The Legend of Zelda,  Mega Man or Castlevania, you’re going to pay an inflated price in a retail setting. These facts bring me to my next point.

Don’t pay retail!

This is what makes the hobby fun. It’s all about the hunt! Nothing can compare to the satisfaction you experience when you find that rare gem in the wild, at a fraction of the price. Where do you look? Everywhere! Garage sales, flea markets, resale shops, pawn shops, Craigslist, Facebook groups, church rummage sales, relatives, coworkers, the little old lady down the street… You never know who has old video games. For example, my grandmother played many Nintendo games back in the day. The next bit of advice I have for you is very important.

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Have Ya Been Busy?

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Twelve Foot Ninja – One Hand Killing

Ok, so we here at Slickster try to keep up on cool shit like music and cutting-edge videos games  We fail constantly, because we have stuff to do.  You know, like run a successful magazine and stuff. And STUFF! Which means that when we refer to Twelve Foot Ninja as being an ‘awesome NEW band’, there will be someone out there who says, “New? They’ve been around 4-ev-er!” We respond to that angst riddled suburban teen (which by the way, we were brah too… you’ll get over it, trust us), dude get a life. Or lose your virginity, which kind of means the same thing.

Anyway, while doing steady-handed ‘research’ on the best twerking vines on YouTube, we found Twelve Foot Ninja. With a name like that, you sort of feel compelled to have look, right? The first instinct was along the lines of, “Oh great, fucking rap metal is coming back again.” For those of you who had to live through those years, let’s take a moment of rap metal silence. Let’s make it an eternity of rap metal silence.

With a freshly downed fistful of OTC flu medicine making my head swim, and phlegm coughing on the keyboard I pressed the thumbnail for ‘One Hand Killing‘.

Have Ya been busy?

My first impression was, ‘Awesome!’ What we have here is another Protest The Hero. A band that is so badass, they don’t need to act all scary and metal.  You know why?  Because they ARE metal.  That’s right. You can have a fucking lame Casio keyboard solo in your djent inspired shredfest and still be metal. How is this possible, do you ask? Because the spirit of metal is to give the middle finger to everything commercial and play some gnarly music along the way. Remember when Metallica was good? Neither do we.

So, have ya been busy?

But can you go too far? If a signed Christmas card from Twelve Foot Ninja is metal, where does one draw the line? Going back to Metalli-Lame. Was dissing Napster metal? Maybe the ‘metal’ thing to do was embrace file sharing. Of course, we all know how that worked out. But there is no denying it, there are some things that are definitely not metal.  Twelve Foot Ninja selling $30 Christmas Cards to support their ALLEGEDLY alcohol-fueled sonic thunder-struck love blasts; metal. Gay unicorn bukkake; not metal.

Lets have a panel of experts to offer an opinion….

So, how busy have you been?

  1. Busy as a blowfly at a BBQ.
  2. Busy as a cat burying shit on concrete.
  3. Busy as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking competition.
  4. Busy as a dog with two fucking dicks?

Leave your answer in the comments below.

One Hand Killing Video Credits:

Produced & Directed – Stevic MacKay
Edited & Coloured – Ben Davies
Cinematography & Lighting – Mick Hurren
Additional Shooting & Direction – Ben Davies
Shot at Wick Studios, Brunswick, Victoria, Australia
(Special thanks to Lynn Robnett)

Han Shot First: George Lucas Explains Controversial Edit

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Han Shot First: George Lucas Explains Controversial Edit

 

The Han-shot-first controversy has been a major part of Star Wars and sci-fi culture since the notorious change to the original film Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. The original scene depicts the smuggler Han Solo taking a fatal shot at the bounty hunter Greedo, killing him before he had a chance to react. In the 1997 re-release of the film, the scene was changed so the bounty hunter takes a shot, which Solo dodges with grotesque CG speed, before finally getting shot by Solo.

During an interview with the Washington Post on Monday, George Lucas explained his reasoning behind the choice to change such a memorable scene:

“Han Solo was going to marry Leia, and you look back and say, ‘Should he be a cold-blooded killer?’” Lucas asks. “Because I was thinking mythologically — should he be a cowboy, should he be John Wayne? And I said, ‘Yeah, he should be John Wayne.’ And when you’re John Wayne, you don’t shoot people [first] — you let them have the first shot. It’s a mythological reality that we hope our society pays attention to.”

This wouldn’t be the first time that Lucas has been defensive about a choice heavily criticized by fans. Despite negative reactions from fans about the character Jar Jar Binks, in Episode I, Lucas decided to have him play an even larger role in Episodes II and III. In addition, in an interview with Vanity Fair, when asked which Star Wars character he would be he responded with Jar Jar Binks.

Now, before I go any further, I would like to say that I greatly respect the Star Wars staff and George Lucas for what they created.

The choice to have Solo shoot last because he is a John Wayne-like figure is a detriment to Solo’s original character. Han Solo’s character arc is very clearly defined in the original version of the films. He only reluctantly helps Luke and Obi-Wan and he isn’t interested in helping anyone unless he profits from it. For most of the length of A New Hope, he is rude to the heroes. This makes it a twist at the end that Solo comes to help the rebels. Solo’s being kind of a dick the whole movie reinforces the surprise at the end. The idea that such a bad dude develops as a human being is one of the things that made the original films so great. Han Solo being John Wayne doesn’t do anything to help his character, especially when there are already so many heroic characters in the film.

Top 10 Countries for Mail Order Brides

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Top 10 Countries for Mail Order Brides

This week, Slickster is investigating the best countries to import mail order brides. Hopefully none of you will need to use this list. Having said that, if times get tough and/or the American woman is driving you off the brink of sanity, perhaps you may want to gamble on one of these foreign delights. This list is going to focus on the Top 10 Countries for Mail Order Brides. If you want some homegrown USA gals, check out our Top 10 Hottest NFL Cheerleaders too.

10. Dominican Republic

Women in the Dominican Republic are not commonly the breadwinners for their households. The average salary of a working woman in the Dominican Republic in 1990 was at $59, but the unemployment rate of Dominican women is 23%. Many women from the Dominican Republic migrated to New York City in order to escape from the “male-dominate culture” of Dominican Republic society. Beware of gold-diggers and women looking for a sugar daddy, though. If you have the money and are not afraid to spend it, the Dominican Republic is for you. Making this number ten on our list.

Best Suited for: Kanye West

 

9. Russia

Yes, this may seem like a surprisingly high number on the list for Russia. With the escalating issues between France, Russia, and Turkey this may not be the time to be taking all of Putin’s women. As Valdimir Putin is always trying to show, he is in control and a master at all things human. Whether it be scoring goals on the ice against Russia’s best or scoring goals against their celebrated soccer team, Putin wants his women to stay home. On the flip side, we’re sure that a good fair share of them would like to get out.

Best Suited for: Professional Skydiver

 

8. Canada

The curveball entry for the list goes to Canada. While many Canadian women simply can hop across the border with their green card, this is not always practical. With the US cracking down on immigration lately and the pending elections on the horizon, our neighbors up north may be feeding into the fear-mongering. With cities like Toronto having a heavy women’s trafficking underground, the market is slowly growing. Also the transition is that much easier for both parties as a high population of Canada’s culture does speak fluent English.

Best Suited for: Canadian

 

7. Brazil

Brazil could have very well been left off of this list all together due to its move toward equality for women. Having already had a female president, Dilma Rousseff, Brazil is one of the more progressive countries on the list. They also have laws set stating that prostitution is legal, and over half of the women taking secondary schooling. The women in Brazil are also gorgeous and have that one-of-a-kind, sought-after look, bringing the price on these damsels up over the cost of other less-civilized countries.

Best Suited for: Bleeding Heart Liberal

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Top 5 Yoga Poses That Can Help Relieve the Holiday Stress

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As the holidays approach we naturally indulge. Nothing quite says “Merry Christmas” like stuffing an entire beef summer sausage down your throat and swallowing a cupful of warm eggnog.   But that’s just for your uncle’s slutty new girlfriend who walked right off the stage at the local strip club and into your family dinner.

We crave it comfort food and then hate ourselves for it later. We begin to stress so much that by, the time it’s all over, you are ready for a fresh start into the New Year. Well I am here to help you through it so “you can have your cake and eat it too, ” no pun intended.

I’ve created a list of my favorite Top 5 Yoga Poses That Decrease Stress.


 

1. Puppy Pose (Uttana Shishosana):

Extended Puppy Pose (Uttana Shishosana) is like the perfect combination of Downward Dog and Child’s Pose, and can be used as a variation of either. Also referred to as Melting Heart Pose, this posture quite literally invites the heart to melt down toward the ground, stretching the spine in both directions.Puppy Pose Yoga Pose

2. Dolphin Pose

Dolphin both opens and strengthens the upper body, making it a great preparation for inversions or a nice substitute posture when you’re not ready to fly your legs above your head. Whether you practice Dolphin to get comfortable with the idea of turning upside down or you practice it as a prelude to Pincha Mayurasana (Forearm Balance), Dolphin’s virtues are numerous. With continued practice, you’ll experience greater range of motion in your spine and shoulders and build strength in your arms and core while getting accustomed to the idea of bearing weight on your hands, arms, and upper body.Yoga Pose Dolphin Pose

 

3. Standing Forward Bend (Uttanasana)

In Sanskrit, “ut” means intense, “tan” means to stretch or extend and “asana” means pose. In English, we call this pose the Standing Forward Bend. But, in any language, this incredibly beneficial posture is both therapeutic and revitalizing. In Uttanasana, your head is below your heart. This allows the unusual occasion for blood to rush to your head (rather than your feet), giving your cells a rejuvenating boost of oxygen.

Yoga Pose Standing Forward Bend (Uttanasana)

 

 

4. Eagle Pose (Garudasana)

Do you remember the game Twister? Practicing Garudasana (Eagle Pose) is like playing a solitaire version of Twister. You twist and stretch and wrap your limbs around each other, until you can barely tell right from left. When you first try it, you might fail to see the playful spirit of Twister in the pose. You may find yourself gripping at your wrists and ankles or unnecessarily clenching muscles as you attempt to balance on one foot. To find ease and a feeling of freedom in the pose, it might help to think about the myths behind Garudasana’s name. Garuda, though often translated as “eagle,” is actually a mythical bird in the Hindu and Buddhist traditions. As the vehicle of the god Vishnu, Garuda is said to be the king of birds. It stretches and broadens the area between the shoulder blades, releasing upper-back tension and opening the back of the heart. It also stretches your shoulders, ankles, hips, and wrists. And it broadens the sacrum, an area where many people typically hold a lot of tension, and softens the groins, which allows a free flow of energy in the lower body.

Eagle Pose (Garudasana) Yoga Pose

 

5. Bridge Pose (Setu Bandha Sarvangasana)

Bridge pose lengthens the front body as well as the back body, creating space between your vertebrae and relieving pressure on the disks. For people who are concerned about thyroid function the bend in the neck and holding of the pose for lengths of time stimulates sluggish thyroids. Your thyroid is responsible for fueling your calorie-burning fire. In addition, bridge pose supplies the neck with an awesome stretch. It also holds you (especially if you use blocks for support) in a gentle backbend.

Bridge Pose (Setu Bandha Sarvangasana) Yoga Pose

 

*Bonus: Handstand
Handstands are considered elevations in the yoga system because the head is lower than the heart in the final pose. Handstand, or Adho Mukha Vrkasana, helps to stimulate the entire endocrine system, according to Pam Werner of Sun and Moon Yoga Studio in Fairfax, Virginia. Once the body is turned upside down with the feet at the top and head closest to the ground, blood is moved to the head. This stimulates the pituitary gland in the head, which helps the set point for a healthy weight. The inversion brings blood to the thyroid glands to help regulate the production of T3 and T4, which also affects metabolism. Handstand brings blood to the adrenal glands to help reduce production of cortisol, the “stress hormone” that is released when we are on a deadline or moving through heavy traffic. Unchecked, some people experience adrenal exhaustion if they are not able to quiet this normal response to stressful situations.

Yoga Pose Handstand

As always, only do what you are able and if you are feeling any pain, back off. Be aware of what your body is capable of and when. Indulge with no regrets and enjoy every second of the rest of this year. Stay tuned for My Favorite Top 5 Yoga Postures That Help with Digestion! Right in time for the holidays.

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*Namaste grub grub*


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Captain America: Civil War Trailer Rundown

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Written by Victor Sanchez, November 25, 2015, at 7:12 p.m.


Marvel Studios started production on Captain America: Civil War around May of this year.

Since then, the internet has been abuzz with speculation to try to better understand what we are in for. Last night, the Captain America: Civil War trailer premiered on Jimmy Kimmel Live, giving us a good look at what’s in store for 2016’s sure-to-be blockbuster.

Warning: Spoilers for the Civil War comics and Marvel Cinematic Universe ahead.

Captain America: Civil War is based on a Marvel comic book universe major event, written by Mark Millar. In the Marvel universe, several disastrous acts caused by super heroes/villains lead to the US government to implementing a “Superhuman Registration Act,” which legally requires all individuals with extraordinary abilities to register themselves with the government so that they can be easily monitored, for the sake of national security. This, of course, causes the super-powered community to become divided between people for and against the legislation. MARVEL Civil War

The primary figurehead for the pro- registration group is Tony Stark, AKA Iron Man, who believes that people with super powers should be properly trained and organized so that they can be less of a danger to themselves and others. Captain America leads those in opposition of the act, believing it jeopardizes their personal freedoms.

This causes a series of clashes between the two characters, ultimately leading to Captain America being assassinated by the super villain Crossbones. Crossbones is confirmed to be in the film, played by Frank Grillo.

In the MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe), the movies follow only roughly in the footsteps of their comic-book counterparts. Some of the movies will be several stories mashed together or entirely new concepts and scenes, so it’s difficult to know which route the films will take compared to the Civil War comics. However, with the trailer, we can begin to piece together how this version of  Civil War could play out.

The Civil War comics are followed soon after by an invasion of Earth by the Skrull, a species of alien shape-shifters looking to take advantage of Earth now that many of its heroes have been wounded or killed. The Skrull themselves are in a curious legal situation between Marvel Studios (Avengers, Iron Man, Captain America, etc.) and 20th Century Fox Studios (Fantastic 4, X-Men, Deadpool). Unless Marvel regains full control, it is unlikely we will see them as a result of Captain America: Civil War.

The trailer begins with Captain America (Chris Evans) and Falcon (Anthony Mackie) confronting Bucky Barnes (Sebastian Stan), the former Winter Soldier. Over the course of the last few films, Captain America has been pursuing his brainwashed friend, Bucky, and it seems that, in this film, he will regain his memories and rejoin his old friend.

Sokovia AccordIn this version of Civil War, the “Superhuman Registration Act” seems to have had its name changed to “The Sokovia Accord.” This is a reference to the destruction of the small nation of Sokovia in Avengers: Age of Ultron.

On the cover of  “The Sokovia Accord” it states, “Framework for the registration and deployment of enhanced individuals.” This all but confirms it as the notorious legislation. After this is shown, it is revealed to us that Captain America will at some point be pursued by law enforcement and Iron Man (Robert Downey JR.) himself.

It’s not surprising then that Iron Man and Captain America are placed in the same ideological positions as in the comics, with the two clearly being on opposite sides of the issue and enemies in combat scenes featured in the trailer.

Even though both men show a great deal of reluctance to fight each other based on their past friendship, the two figures show a great deal of animosity towards each other, culminating in a pretty savage beat-down of Iron Man by Captain America and Bucky. This scene is pretty brutal for a trailer, leading fans to question how dark will this film be.

There is a pretty grim shot of War Machine (Don Cheadle) seemingly wounded or killed. This would be an interesting move for Marvel, as they have been reluctant to kill off recurring characters, making the claim that Age of Ultron would feature dark moments, but all we saw was the death of a character introduced in that movie.

The act of killing a recurring character like war machine would really up the stakes for Iron Man to put a stop to his rival. A few years back, both Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr. made vague statements about not continuing to portray their characters. However, these statements have since been taken back by the actors themselves and Marvel. This really muddies any speculation on character death for the film.

MARVEL Black Panther

Most surprisingly, however, is the addition of franchise newcomer Black Panther (Chadwick Boseman), the African king turned super hero. Black Panther will be seeing his own solo film in 2018. In the mean time, he is seemingly on the side of Iron Man and pro-registration, as he is seen fighting Bucky and running from Captain America.

Wakandan king

There has been a lot of back and forth discussion about the choice of director for the upcoming film so it will be interesting to see how the Black Panther solo film ties in with Civil War and the rest of the franchise.

This trailor was a huge information dump for fans. Captain America: Civil War will host a massive cast of characters, and with Black Panther attempt to tie into the upcoming Phase 3 of the MCU. Let’s just hope that directors Anthony and Joe Russo are up to the challenge of managing such an ambitious project.

Poker hand rankings

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No matter which kind of poker card game you are playing, Texas Holdem or Las Vegas Casinos, you need to know how to win.  Here is a simple infographic of the rank of poker hands.

 

1. Royal flush
The big daddy.  The highest ranked hand in poker is comprised of  Ace, King, Queen, Jack, 10, and they must be all of the same suit.  If you happen to score one of these hands bet the farm and all the animals too.

2. Straight flush
When you are dealt five cards in a sequence, all in the same suit, you have a straight flush. Second only to the Royal Flush, this is a powerful and commanding hand in poker card games.

3. Four of a kind
All four cards of the same rank.  It doesn’t matter if it is four queens (show at the left) or four fives, if manage to grab one number or face card in each suit, you will be holding the third best hand in a poker game.
4. Full house
Three of a kind with a pair.

5. Flush
Any five cards of the same suit, but not in a sequence.

 

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Slickster Girl of the Week – Lindsey Lamson

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California blonde, Lindsey Lamson, graces the pages of Slickster Magazine.

 

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Boxing Video Games

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The Video Game Attic reviews boxing games for Slickster Magazine.

11/19/2015


Aaron’s Arcade – Boxing Games

With Sylvester Stallone’s upcoming Rocky rehash, Creed hitting the theaters next week, we decided to cash in with a knock-out gaming review.

Ok, start the timer, I’m gonna cram as a many boxing puns as I can into this page. Aaron Lambert over at The Video Game Attic got in our corner and agreed to help us out with some vintage game reviews. He took some jabs at a few of the shitty titles and blazed through the others.

Tell us your favorite boxing game in the comments below.

No boxing video game review list would be complete without Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! Any child of the 80s knows that this was by far the best punching game that was ever released.  It was fun, entertaining, and easy enough to play, but hard enough to have extremely high replay value. It struck that perfect balance that so many games of the era missed out on. Did I mention it was hard? Mike Tyson, the ear-chomping badass himself, is the final boss of the game. If you never tried to beat him, you are in for a lesson in how to rage quit. One-punch knockouts and extremely random patterns make even the most iron jawed player wilt.

 

Oh, and if you’re lazy like we are at Slickster Magazine and want to skip ahead of all the glorious racial stereotype characters (…remember a time before being PC was a thing…) to fight Iron Mike, here are the cheat codes for you.  You’re welcome.

135 792 468, press A+B+Select on the last number. Another World Circuit
800 422 2602 Busy Signal
075 541 6113 Busy Signal 1
206 882 2040 Busy Signal 2
267 853 7537 Change Record to 89W – 2L – 89KO
005 373 5423 Don Flamenco
005 737 5432 Major Circuit
005 737 5423 Major Circuit
007 373 5963 Mike Tyson
032 730 8442 Piston Honda (2nd fight)
231 750 7438 Super Macho Man, 0W – 0L
267 853 7538 Super Macho Man, 13W – 0L
239 950 7638 Super Macho Man, 20W – 0L
239 010 7738 Super Macho Man, 30W – 0L
277 754 7438 Super Macho Man, 40W – 0L
277 814 7538 Super Macho Man, 50W – 0L
275 954 7638 Super Macho Man, 60W – 0L
275 014 7738 Super Macho Man, 70W – 0L
131 760 7438 Super Macho Man, 80W – 0L
131 820 7538 Super Macho Man, 90W – 0L
940 861 8538 Super Macho Man, 99W – 0L
106 113 0120, press Select+A+B to register password View The Credits
777 807 3454 World Circuit

Oh, and don’t forget to press select on the keypad between rounds. Watch carefully as your fight trainer, Doc, rapidly pumps his fist up and down on Little Mac. Of course, it looks he’s cheering his diminutive prize fighter on, but every ten-year-old boy in America made it into a big masturbation joke. Thanks, Nintendo.

This Thanksgiving, relieve the awesome 80s of Stallone mania and go see Creed. Listen to some James Brown, don Mr. T’s tons-of-gold necklaces or sport an Ivan Drago buzz cut. In a world before MMA, you might find you get a little pumped up when the classic theme song comes on. Run some stairs, do some push-ups, and raise your hands in the air. Yeah, you did that once before when no one was looking. We all did.

 


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More Jason vs. Fan Films

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More Jason vs. Fan Films

Since so many of your enjoyed our previous compilation of Jason VS. Michael Myers fan films we decided to add even more. What is it about this hockey-mask-wearing, machete-wielding monster that compels people to continue making homemade slasher movies?

Leave a comment below about which Jason VS. match up you want to see the most.

There is something about the slasher, survival horror, monster, etc.. movie genre that invites fans to get involved.  The culture that surrounds these films incorporates the do-it-yourself spirit that many of the major horror film directors also embodied at the dawn of their careers. Wes Craven, Lloyd Kaufman, and John Carpenter are just a few of the household horror director names on this list. Even multi-billion-dollar director James Cameron got his start with a certain flesh-eating river monster movie.  Now there is an idea… Jason VS. Piranha! Who is going to make that one!?  Whenever you do, you gotta get Slickster the exclusive on that. With a few cheap Halloween store props, a home movie camera (or even an iPhone now), and a few friends, in an afternoon you can crank out a Jason VS. film.  Some of the fan films on this list have a larger budget to work with.  Trent Duncan makes his second appearance on this compilation. Enjoy these Jason VS. fan films.

Jason VS. Godzilla

The genius team over at Robot Chicken offer some spot on satire of the entire ‘VS’ movie genre.

Jason VS. Chucky

Jason VS. Leatherface

 

Jason VS. Michael Meyers

 

Jason VS. Freddy VS. Ash

  Jason VS. Michael Meyers

 

Jason VS. Leatherface (Parts 1 & 2)


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