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Top 10 Best of the Worst Kids with Santa Pics!

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Top Ten Best/Worst Kids and Santa Pics!

Every year parents all across the land take their kids to visit Santa. What should be an exciting and pleasant time for the little ones, sometimes does not go as planned. But as you will see in the Christmas images below, no matter how unruly these little rascals are, Papa Noel remains the jolly professional that he is paid to be. Welcome to Slickster’s Top Ten Best, or Worst, Kids with Santa pics! (2015 Edition)

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We start the list with an innocent Santa pic.  Santa was at the end of his 14-hour Xmas shift and the baby was out past her bedtime. Enjoy this while you can little one. Next year, it may turn out more like the pictures below.

 

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Astutely sitting Christmas Elf and the baby who wanted to be anywhere but here.

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Double trouble for the man in red. These misbehaving kids are howling like a banshees on the night before Xmas.

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These two are not impressed with Santa’s jolly laugh. They are too cool for all this Christmas nonsense.

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What appears to be Santa trying to keep this poor girl. His, “I got you now” look, coupled with the sprawled out arms and loud cry of the child would make any person, small or tall, want to avoid Santa.

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Even Santa seems to be wanting out of this situation. Bet he can’t wait to get back to the North Pole.

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More double trouble for good old Saint Nick. We are not sure if the boy is crying or screaming out demonic jargon.

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The one that got away.

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With 1-3 odds this poor guy got the short end of the stick.

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“What would you like for Christmas little boy?” I’m working on that Santa!

Top Ten Mario Maker Levels

Top Ten Mario Maker Levels
12/24/2015

When you hear the name Mario, you instantly think of a plumber with a red hat, mustache, fire flower, Goombas, “Sorry, Mario, the princess is in another castle,” etc. Everyone’s favorite plumber has been sliding through pipes, smashing bricks, and defeating Bowser for 30 years. One way to celebrate is to give back to the fans, giving them the opportunity to show their creativity by unleashing a game known as Super Mario Maker. Super Mario Maker gives you the tools you need to recreate levels from 30 years ago, or just assemble a brand new twist to the franchise.

I’ve had the opportunity to dabble into this game. While I’m still perfecting my level creation, in the meantime I have been able to play levels from many other creators from around the world.

I would like to show you some levels, which I would consider my top 10 levels in Super Mario Maker.

Making the list at Number 10: Fighting (Final Fantasy 7)

We’ve all played Final Fantasy 7. Well, for the most part. The creator of this level, Gspirit, has even taken the liberty of including the opening music into his level. This is one of my favorite levels, as it brings back a nostalgic feeling for me of playing Mario, while listening to the battle music of Final Fantasy 7.

Number 9: Imperial March (Star Wars)

Another level created by Gspirit, this level will surely be a favorite to the die-hard fans of Star Wars, especially with the release of its newest movie. I had a lot of fun with this level. So much detail, while even incorporating Darth Vader’s face in the background, along with the words “Star Wars” as well. This level is a must-play.

Number 8: Boss Rush

Created by Rubber Ross, this level takes some skill. As the name states, this level is filled with bosses. Once you get through each room, you go through a pipe, not knowing what to expect next. My friends and I actually took turns trying the level out. While it was very challenging, it was also very fun and rewarding after you completed, making you almost feel like a BOSS.

Number 7: Pac-Mario

Another created by Rubber Ross, this level brought back some memories, as well. You begin the level as Pac-Man. Rubber Ross took the same formula from the Pac-Man games and incorporated it into this level. Though I’m not the biggest fan of the underwater levels, this level was exciting, and it got intense, especially when you were cornered by a ghost with no escape.

Number 6: Mario Kart

Creator Evan Tube took this level on another level. He took some of the things we loved about Mario Kart, and used it to create an exciting level. It was cool being able to drive Mario, versus having him run across the screen as usual. This short level gives you a taste of what we missed from the first Mario Kart games of the series.

Number 5: Pokémon– Lavender Town Theme

One of my personal favorites from creator Steve, I grew up watching Pokémon, trading cards with my friends, and trying to catch them all on my Gameboy Color, so this level was nothing but sweet. You also have the opportunity to play as Mew Two, Jiggly Puff, Charizard, and everyone’s favorite, Pikachu. Very simple level; I’m still playing it now, trying to beat the world record time which is 00:39.450

 

 

Number 4: Mario & Bowser: Dream Team

Mario & Bowser? Dream Team? Yes you’ve read that correctly, this level, created by Steve, is sure to become a fan favorite. You work with Bowser to get through many of the obstacles throughout the level.  I enjoyed this one; it was nice seeing them work together, even though all good things must come to an end, especially for Bowser.

Number 3: Ice Climber

Created by Matt, this level can be fun but also a little challenging. The biggest thing in this level is to make sure you don’t lose your head, and what I mean by head is spiky-shell helmet, “or you’re gonna have a bad time!”

Number 2: Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped Theme

Created by Dannyh09, this level also takes me on a trip down memory lane. He executed the theme from Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped perfectly. While you’re just running throughout the whole level, it’s still an enjoyable experience, especially if you want to try for the record time, or just to hear that beloved Crash theme.

Number 1: Haunted Waffle House 1

This has to be my favorite level in the whole game, and one of the hardest in the game, as well. Created by Bunny, this level is filled with ghosts. Going through the wrong door or pipe can easily get you sent back to the beginning. It took so many tries to complete this level, but I’m always up for a challenge, and if you are as well, I highly recommend this level.

My overall experience with Super Mario Maker has been amazing. I haven’t been able to put it down. I’ve purchased many games since Super Mario Maker for my other current-gen systems, but this the one game I play all hours throughout the day and night. If you like challenging yourself creating the ultimate masterpiece, or would love having the bragging rights of completing some of the hardest levels created from people all over the world, the Super Mario Maker is definitely the game for you!

The Force Awakens – A Tour De Force in Science Fiction

The Force Awakens – A Tour De Force in Science Fiction
12/23/2015

Written by: Tanner Banks


Here’s a message to all other sci-fi franchises out there: the king is back and better than ever. After selling for just north of $4 Billion (that’s with a ‘B,’ folks) we finally get to see what really happens after they blew up the Death Star… Again.

Going into the movie, I was skeptical, in all honestly.

Although I’d seen every Star Wars film before and had my share of lightsabers and badges in Battlefront (OG series, that is), I considered myself more of a Trekkie than a proper Jedi or Sith. I was cautiously optimistic about it because of what I’d seen about production. J.J. Abrams was very smart by bringing in former Star Wars screenwriter Lawrence Kasdanand to help write, and the Obi-Wan of orchestra John Williams to produce the score. J.J. surrounded himself by one of the best collections of talent I’ve witnessed to help with his Herculean task. So how was it?

Amazing. From the very first blast of the brass I was hooked right in before the text finished rolling up the screen. This film was a true masterclass performance from every party involved, and I’ll try my best to break down why the next trilogy has a chance to be the best. Before you aim your blasters at me, just read the whole review.

Plot: The plot of the movie was exactly what it needed to be. About two hundred minutes worth of material condensed and wrapped up into 135 minutes of action, humor, drama, and plenty of laser beams. As the first film of a trilogy, there are plenty of questions but few answers. Every character with a line had something meaningful to say. This was a no-fluff drag race from start to finish, with multiple moments that had me laughing, muttering “Oh sh*t,” and shedding a tear. Or two. Or three.

Acting: Nobody was acting in this film. Everyone was simply their character. The best way I can say this is that the worst actors were that way because they were only great. No throwing rocks into closets and pouting like a teenager, just real emotion. The acting gave the film something that was missing for much of the prequel films: heart. You really cared about all the characters. Nobody was one-dimensional, and everyone has an angle.

Characters: A mix of newbies and the old guard helped ease the transition for this movie and was a smart, safe move. Finn, Rey, and Kylo-Ren were all their own characters who are truly their own people. Nobody is a carbon-copy of the previous generation of Star Wars, but instead, bits and pieces of each of them. Finn is probably as close to what a Star Wars fan would actually be in the Star Wars universe as it gets. Rey is a bonafide, certified, sanctified BAMF. And Kylo-Ren? He is NOT what you thought he was. How? You’ll just have to go to the movie and see.

Special Effects: Because Abrams wanted to go back to the original as often as possible, practical effects were used as often as possible. Did it work? Hell yes, it did. I had my fair share of “Oh sh*t” moments because of the explosions, laser guns, and lightsabers. Oh, the lightsabers, they’ve NEVER looked so good.

Score: Classic Star Wars orchestra that could be performed as a standalone piece. Enough said.

Star Wars IV (The Complete Score) – Throne Room and End Credits

Overall: Go. See. This. Movie.

I’ll tell you now I’m going to see this about 3 more times before it goes on DVD and Blu-ray. No, this isn’t hyperbole, it’s really just that good. No, it’s really that great. Abrams made one thing abundantly clear: This ain’t your momma’s Star Wars. It’s bigger, badder, and more grounded. With not a Jar-Jar in sight, more action than a Saturday morning G.I. Joe cartoon, and enough magic to get into Hogwarts, this is a nerd’s dream come true. The hype is confirmed on The Force Awakens. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go get tickets to see it again.

Just in case you haven’t seen it, here is a spoiler-free trailer:

Best Star Wars Youtube Videos Compilation – No Spoilers!

Battlefield 4 Secret Camo Easter Egg

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How to achieve the Battlefield 4 Secret Camo Easter Egg.
12/21/2015


Expert gamers Jack Frag, HattiWatti, Hadoukenz, and ShadowSix demonstrate how to unlock a very difficult Easter Egg in Battlefield 4. It takes place on the map Dragon Valley.

 

Illuminati Easter Egg – Battlefield 4 Secret Camo

 

 

Battlefield 4 Secret Camo Easter Egg Synopsis:

  1. Go to the H Temple flag and find the small phantom skull. Hang around the skull until the lantern above starts flashing morse code.
  2. Investigate the lanterns and draw a diagram of the 20 lanterns.
  3. Locate all seven tiny switches. Note: These only appear on unranked servers. 
    1. Here are the button locations.
  4. Each button will turn a number of the lanterns either on or off. However, which lanterns the button effects changes each time the map is restarted.
  5. Follow Jack Frag’s instructions on how to solve the complicated later logic puzzle. Remember to turn each button off after you mark your color coded diagram. This is important to set the lanterns back to their default state, and thus allow you to move on to the next button.
  6. Keep working through the puzzle and don’t give up. You’ll hear the double-beep confirmation to let you know when you have successfully completed the puzzle.
  7. Go back to the phantom skull location and look behind the outer pillar. If you have lit all the lanterns correctly, a numerical keypad will appear.
  8. Press any button on the keypad to activate the Morse code lantern. The message, when translated from Belarussian, reads, “When night falls over the old factory a secret lurks in the openness of the north woods. Multiply the letters of the longest word and the one after it to form the code.”
  9. Switch maps to the nighttime version of Zavod The Graveyard Shift.
  10. Find the large rock at the northern edge of the map. Move closer and crouch next to the rock.
  11. The next step requires some basic understanding of audio file manipulation. So if you don’t have the ability to do this check out how Jack Frag does it: Sped up audio file.
  12. Multiply the letters of the longest word in the song, and the one after it; Little Birdy. Use the numerical equivalent in the alphabet to multiply the words.
    1. [12 x 9 x 20 x 20 x 12 x 5] x [2 x 9 x 18 x 4 x 25] = 83980800000
  13. Listen for the double beep to indicate the code was correctly entered and once again reactivate the more code lantern.
  14. The morse code reads, “To claim your prize now join a ranked conquest large game, stand at the west side of the shaft of the north-western water tower for 2 minutes, then use this individual code there 131929664…
  15. Wait on the western side of the water tower for two minutes and another tiny button will appear.  Interact with the button and a keypad will appear.
  16. Enter the code, listen for the shouting and wait for the round to end….
  17. Check your character camo and then go brag to all your friends!

 

Be sure to support Jack Frags and the guys who worked to bring you this awesome Easter Egg walkthrough.  Now go out and kick some ass in Battlefield 4!

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Slickster Girl of the Week Tasha Nicole

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Favorite band or musical act. The Weekend
Measurements (Bust, Hips, Waist) Bust 32, Waist 27, Hips 36
Movie that scared you the most. Paranormal Activity
Truth or Dare? Dare
Tell us about your hobbies OR the worst date you ever went on. The worst date I ever went on was 3 years ago. It was a sympathy date  so I wasn’t too interested to begin with, but we went to dinner and when the waiter dropped the bill he tells me he forgot his wallet and his birthday is coming up soon so I might as well pay for it…..in front of the server!! I sure know how to pick em 🙂

 

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Our Favorite Video Game YouTubers of 2015

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2015 had some epic gamers on Youtube

In our spare time here at the Slickster headquarters, we enjoy catching up on some of our favorite video game YouTubers. Here is a list, in no certain order, of our favorites of the year:

Pat the NES Punk

Between producing new episodes of Flea Market Madness, Ask Frank, the NES Punk episodes, and his bi-weekly podcast with Ian Ferguson, Pat’s channel is both informative and fun. Oh, he is also releasing a book next year that reviews every Nintendo game ever made. Over here at Slickster we call him Productive Pat.

 

 

 

The Game Chasers

Our favorite couple of chodes here on the list, Billy and Jay, are one of YouTube’s first video game hunting channels. They venture around the country like a couple of vagabonds on the hunt for their treasure. Be on the lookout for their not-so-timely cameramen, Dodango and Melvor, to join in on the shenanigans every once in a while, too. When they are not busy chasing them games, you can find them helping out with charities like Toys For Tots.

 

James Rolfe/Mike Matei

Much like the aforementioned Productive Pat, James and Mike are constantly putting out content. In 2015 alone they put out their Monster Madness, a full season of Board James, James and Mike Mondays, and new episodes of the Angry Video Game Nerd, proving that YouTube’s gaming pioneer still has it. We suggest you check out the Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde trailer spoof.#VideoGames,#Youtubers,#Youtube.

Read the full interview with James “The Angry Videogame Nerd” here.

 

 

The Gaming Historian

Norman Caruso’s documentary-style series is the perfect show to watch on a dreary, rainy day. If learning about the history and mechanics of our favorite machines is something your interested in, then look no further. While his content may not be as frequent as some of the above mentioned, they are worth the wait. His latest video on Saturo Iwata had the Slickster staff in tears.

 

 

Happy Console Gamer

Johnny Millenium is the most excitable guy on the list. If Neo-Geo is something you’re looking to learn more about, then be sure to check him out. Johnny usually puts out 2-3 videos a week. From touching upon newer trending topics, to retelling nostalgic stories from yesteryear, one thing is certain, when he tells a story, he has a way of making the viewer feel like they are there with him. Now if we could just have more RobMan then all would be good.

 

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John Vogel discusses all things Skitter with Slickster.

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Recently at the Slickster headquarters in San Diego, we had the opportunity to chat with John Vogel about his new comic strip, Skitter [www.Skittercomic.com]. We discuss all things comics, oh, and his showering habits may or may not be mentioned as well.

When did you first become interested in comics?

That all started way back in grade school. During that time I was heavily into Mad Magazine. At the time it was the Playboy for kids because you were not supposed to have it. The cartoon style and jokes and overall substance was right up my friends and I’s alley.

 

Growing up, what was one of the most inspiring comics to you?

The Don Martin cartoons, they were funny and we would draw them all the time. In Junior High, my friends and I would pass “notes” to each other. While boys would be passing notes to girls, we would be passing cartoons to each other in effort to make each other laugh. Later it would be Garfield. Not that I really liked Garfield all that much, I just appreciated what Jim Davis was doing with Garfield. He was turning this character into this big huge merchandising machine, something that I truly admired.

 

How does your comic strip differ from others?

To put it as simply as possible, its like making a video game, where everything is modular. There is a guy who does a model of the characters, a guy does the backgrounds, etc. Except with Skitter, I handle all of these said aspects and put them together little by little as the process requires. It’s really quite fun and challenging at the same time.

 

Where do you write your best stuff? Shower, bed, bike…?

I get most of my inspiration from either driving or in the shower. That may sound weird but there’s something hypnotic about those situations. One of my theories is when you are awake your consciousness is in charge and when you are asleep your sub-consciousness is in charge, but when you’re in that hazy middle ground of just waking up, or while taking a shower, driving that mundane drive to work, etc. At that point, it’s like both parts of your brain are shaking hands and you have more brain to work with, per se. At times, when I am stuck on an idea or can’t come up with a punchline, I will deliberately jump in the shower and come out saying, “Eureka!”

 

Take us through the process of creation for a Skitter comic strip, from start to finish.

First the idea must happen. The next phase is figuring out how many panels are going to be needed; usually around three. Then I figure out how the word balloons are going to correlate with the panels. After the word balloons are placed, I figure out how and where the characters are going to be placed. Each character I draw digitally, on its own layer. I bring each element into its own file and start the inking process. Everything is done in layers. Then I will have this character, Jack the spider for example. I will flatten that, copy that, and insert him into the comic strip itself, and scale and align it with its original drawing. I will repeat that with each individual character and everything comes together.

 

Comic strip creators get a lot of chicks, right?

NO. *laughter issues*

 

How long have you had the idea for Skitter?

The idea for Skitter actually started around 25 years ago without me even knowing it. I had this thought about a video game that was similar to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, except instead of involving turtles, it was about bugs. The idea involved a shooting game where you have bugs running around someone’s house shooting things up. In 2014, I got this idea to do a side project involving a comic strip. Then it hit me, I could take these bugs that I dreamed up 25 years ago.

 

Do you plan on adding any additional characters in the future? Love bug, millipede, human centipede…?

Human Centipede!? *laughs* Thank you for that idea I’m going to work on that one. I am adding new characters every once in a while. One of the things I plan on doing next year is adding a little girl who is afraid of spiders, to add to the story and expand on the subjects I can write about. The relationship between Jack the spider and the little girl, with the girl being afraid of spiders.

 

Who is your favorite character to write for at the moment?

Right now, Jack. Originally Jack was a minor character and the grumpy cockroach was the main guy. The issue with the cockroach was that he was a cranky type of character. Jack, on the other hand, is the fun Muppets type of character that seemed to resonate the most with the readers. Switching the two around gave Skitter that boost of playfulness and humor I was originally shooting for.

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Death Spa Afterthoughts

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Death Spa Afterthoughts
12/18/2015


Death Spa, aka ‘Witch Bitch’ is a low-budget horror film. It was made in late 1980s and released in 1990. The plot follows a gym owner as he struggles to understand and stop all the bloody mayhem that is plaguing his spa. Rife with eighties clichés, Death Spa is now considered a cult classic B-Movie.

This movie has it all; big hair, aerobics, spandex, synth music, and lots of gratuitous 80s boobs! Low-ish production values and some large plot holes make the movie more fun than it was probably originally intended to be. Mix in some bumbling LAPD detectives and goof ball paranormal investigator, and horrendous soft core love scenes and you get Death Spa.

Death Spa Afterthoughts

 

For a more thorough review check out:   http://www.slashfilm.com/death-spa-oral-history/

 

 

Best Star Wars Youtube Videos Compilation – No Spoilers!

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Best Star Wars Youtube Videos Compilation – No Spoilers!
12/18/2015


Everyone, Slickster included, has been jumping on the Star Wars band wagon while we waited for The Force Awakens to reach the movie theaters. Every major and minor channel on Youtube has done one, if not many, features on the hallowed franchise leading up to the release. We decided to make one big compilation of our favorite ones. There is no way we can include them all, as this list would go on forever. We focused on new-ish videos that have been posted in the weeks leading up to the release of The Force Awakens.

Special thanks to all the original creators of these awesome Youtube videos and channels. We have included their links, so be sure to subscribe to their Youtube channels and buy their merch. Your support is what keeps these awesome videos coming out.

Without further delay, the best Star Wars Youtube Videos Complilation.

Cinema Sins

These guys crank out so much material it is staggering.  They covered all the sequel (prequels) of Episode I, II, and III in two parts.  We only listed Episode III here, but make sure to head on over and see how many sins Jar Jar Binks gets. We promised no spoilers, but we’ll give you a hint. It’s a fucking large number!

Everything Wrong With Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, Part 1

Everything Wrong With Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, Part 2

Funny or Die

We can’t embed this video on our channel, but it’s worth the outbound link on our page. We absolutely pissed ourselves watching this one. With the on point parody of the 1978 hideous ‘Life Day’  holiday special, this is hysterical.  When the band Train sings ‘CL-BR8’ we could not stop laughing. Not sure who wrote the music for this one, but they deserve a Grammy for the aforementioned track. Click the link. Do it. Do it now, then come back and watch the rest.

The Hypothetical Star Wars Holiday Special
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sClBNY1EISU

 

Cooper Carter

Cooper Carter is a musician who ninja’d onto our radar last week with this gem of a Youtube video. Arranging all 31 parts and performing them in a one man guitar orchestra, we were totally blown away by this video! He nails the original John Williams score with precision and finesse. Not gonna sugar coat it, some of those flute parts look hard as hell! No plastic toy, button-mashing Guitar Hero guitar here, either. He’s doing all those tuba, trombone, violins, etc. for reals! Awesome job, Coop.

Star Wars Theme (Guitar Orchestra)


How Game designer and director Hideo Kojima will benefit Sony.

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How Game designer and director Hideo Kojima will benefit Sony.
12/17/2015

Written By: Jason Heidel


 

Hideo Kojima a widely known game designer and director, has recently announced a partnership with Sony to re-establish Kojima productions as an independent game studio and with that bringing a lot to the table.  [See the article about this press release here.] With over 30 years of experience his perseverance for quality in both game design and story can easily be seen in past works, such as the Metal Gear series, Zone of the Enders and more.

His love of films is prevalent in his work, creating stories the player can really immerse themselves in, feeling the impact violence can cause.

All of this and still finding time for the occasional comic relief when things get too tense, take for instance “Psycho Mantis” arguably one of the most unique bosses in Metal gear solid. He attempts to prove to the player he has psychokinetic powers by reading the players mind (their memory card) listing a few games they’ve played and even moving their controller (vibrating it).

Kojima’s talents stretch far and wide.  After mentioning Silent Hill in past interviews, he was contacted by the president of Konami and was paired with horror icon Guillermo del Toro to create a P.T.  demo for what could have been a phenomenal Silent Hill game.

The atmosphere was something only these two titans could create.  With a slow eerie start and at a moment’s notice the game quickly turns into one of the most “nope filled” experiences.  Creating not simply a game but an interactive cinematic horror.   All of this is in the span of a short moment, and if this is any kind of foreshadowing of what we’re to expect from Kojima in the future, we’re in for some impressive work.

Kojima Productions LogoKojima has stated “When it comes to things we want to do, of course it will be on creating new franchises and new IP. That will be the initial focus.” He wants to pull all of his focus into a single project for a time to preserve the quality they have so far, or even go beyond it, stating “The focus is on digital content, so we could consider movies, animations, anything.”  So, it’s very possible we can expect to see a myriad of new things develop out of this solid partnership between Sony Entertainment and Kojima Productions.  I anticipate more edgy, high quality, inspired gifts to the digital world.

Sony and Kojima have a good history together. He’s said “The people at Sony we gel well. People at Sony have been friendly with me. I work well with them
I feel like this is an environment where I will be able to make something and feel comfortable. And I believe that’s the environment I need right now.

With him Kojima brings art director Yoji Shinkawa, who’s worked on many games with Kojima and is excited for the new projects they’re about to take on. Both have said they can’t wait to push themselves into challenges and things they haven’t done before. With that said this partnership can only benefit Sony and Kojima Productions, they certainly have the support of the fans behind them.

Rainbow six: Siege Review

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Rainbow Six: Siege Review
12/17/2015


 

“Insertion in 10 seconds.”  I can feel my heart race, as I take control of a drone camera. “I’m checking upstairs.” Says my teammate on the mic, I respond with “I’ll check the basement.”  My drone camera quietly moves into the basement where I see doors being barricaded.  I drive my drone through a nearby air duct and see the hostage.  “HOSTAGE LOCATED” the game announcer says.  Then I hear a small ‘pop’ and my camera goes out.

Am I a SWAT team member?  No, indeed not.  But I AM playing a sick game, called Rainbow Six: Siege.  A game where the real skill is how you communicate with your team, set up in the map, and deal with stressful decisions.  Will you take on certain death in a 3 vs 1 situation to buy your teammates valuable time while you cause a distraction?  Or will you camp in the corner, hoping the enemy team doesn’t see you when they smash down your barricade?  All of these are decisions you’ll be forced to make and could become the differential between victory and defeat.

But fear not: most online players realize the key to victory is through teamwork.  And even in a competitive gaming community, you’ll find a lot of teamwork in this game.  Unlike MOBA’s such as League of Legends or DOTA 2 (also great games that require a ton of teamwork) you will come to find that your team members are more than willing to forgive a mistake, or help you when you need it.  The online community for this game is pretty good, and people are very good at communicating.  After all, lack of communication will ensure instant defeat, no matter how awesome you are with your no scoping abilities.  This game feels just as awesome as Call of Duty’s “Zombies”, minus the zombies of course, as well as realizing that you’re playing against real players.

The realistic graphics are definitely a great touch, as well as the amazing sound.  And sound IS a big factor in this game, as you’ll be able to easily differentiate who is coming up the stairwell to your right, who is climbing on the roof above you and who is scaling up the side of the wall on your left.  I’m normally not very big into first person shooters, I’ll be the first to admit I play them casually.  But even as a casual player, there’s a lot to love about this game, as it makes even the most casual player extremely competitive.  The strategy you and your team can come up with is second to none.  No map really plays the same, and there’s a nice amount of different settings in this game, from snow covered houses, to an actual commercial airplane.

I also really enjoy the way you can level up in this game.  You earn XP and “Renown”, which you can use to buy new weapon attachments, skins, and even new operators to play as.  It feels nice, and helps the game move along nicely as you progress through leveling up.  Even when you lose, you’ll feel a good sense of accomplishment as you see you are being fairly rewarded in XP and Renown for your helping the team.  I’ve played the crap out of this game, and as someone who used to be addicted to Counter Strike, I can’t recommend this game enough.  It requires far more teamwork, and when your team can overcome an almost impossible situation, you really feel rewarded.  Likewise, you’ll feel utter heartbreak when a team mate accidentally throws a grenade into the hostage room and accidentally kills the hostage. (Don’t be that guy).

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Five reasons why the Point Break remake will suck.

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Five reasons why the Point Break remake will suck.

This Christmas, Hollywood will destroy yet another cult classic film in an attempt to remake it. Remember that regurgitated piece of trash, Conan The Barbarian, from 2011?  Yeah, the awful one. Now image that times 1,000. This is pretty much how bad the new remake of Point Break is going to be.

Not to take anything away from the guys and gals who performed all the death defying stunts in the movie. We salute you and your unnatural feats of accomplishment. We extend the same ‘atta-boy’ to the entire crew that had to film all this mayhem. Perhaps the most extreme feat of the entire movie was creating a production schedule of this magnitude and completing the logistics to get it done. That couldn’t have been an easy task, and from a purely Warren Miller-esqe point of view, it’s God damn impressive.

Our bone to pick is with the movie itself, not the athletes.

Who in their right mind is thinking that they can improve on the original matchup of Keaunu Reeves and Patrick Swayze. Throw in one certifiably bat-shit insane Gary Busey and you have the recipe for a classic film right there. Keep in mind, this was pre-Matrix Keanu, and he was still trying to establish himself as a tour de force actor. So, if the motivation to remake the movie is to out-do the original, you fail. If you want to honor the original, you fail. If you only want to make a cash grab,well… you suck.

In the era of Youtube and GoPro Hero, do we really need a movie that isn’t more than a 90-minute montage of extreme stunts? Every day, GoPro publishes 1080 High Def videos that are jaw dropping. We even had Grahm Dickenson’s wing suit flight on the site a while back. Nitro Circus and the Travis Pastrana crew have revolutionized the live-act traveling stunt show. So there is not a need for a stunt movie. Unless it was a remake of Smokey and The Bandit. We’d watch the hell out of that.

Naw…. they would fuck that up too, and Jerry Reed and Bandit would forever be tarnished. So, let’s get to it. Here is Slickster Magazine’s top five reasons why the Point Break remake will suck.

 


5. Johnny Utah was the quarterback at The Ohio State University in the original film.

Keanu Reeve’s character was a Midwest kid who struggled to fit in with the ultra-hip surf culture that he found himself in on the Pacific coast. We doubt that this story line will continue in the new remake of Point Break. The only Johnny Football in Ohio these days in Johnny Manizel, and he would more likely be the one robbing banks with the Ex-Presidents than chasing after them.

4. The extreme stunts  are cool, but it isn’t as relatable as surfing.


We have to admit, the wing suit scenes look pretty dang impressive, but it is an elitist sport. It takes years of practice and thousands of dollars just to get good enough to attempt free fall on your own, much less be a master wing suit pilot. Anyone can surf with a few bucks and the will to paddle out into the ocean.  Besides who doesn’t like having a few brews with your buds on the beach with a burning bonfire and babes.

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Top Ten reasons Why Las Vegas is Overrated

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Top Ten reasons Why Las Vegas is Overrated

12/14/2015 – With all the talk about ‘What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas‘ going around, it’s time we shed some light on what is the most over-hyped marketing of the modern tourism schlock. Don’t get us wrong, we love when all the girls next door get dolled up for a night on the town. We’re even willing to put up some drunken shenanigans to go along with it. But, let’s be honest; Las Vegas is attempting to cash in on it’s mobster-run glory days. The storied past of gambling and good times is gone like a dust cloud dissipating into the sunset as the cowboys rode out of town.

Here is Slickster’s Top Ten reasons why Las Vegas is overrated.


10. There is only one thing loose in Las Vegas and it is not the slot machines.

With hookers, escorts, call girls, and every other Craigslist pimp looking to score a quick buck you never know if she is working or not. Watch your drink, or you might end up with a roofie leaving you and your recently departed wallet in deep trouble. Cosby style.

 

 

 

Hookers, prostitutes and escorts are abundant from Craigslist in Las Vegas
Hookers, prostitutes and escorts are abundant from Craigslist in Las Vegas. #LasVegasSucks

9. Overpriced food.

While many of LVNV tourists will try to get by on a strictly liquid diet, at some point most of us are going to have to eat something.  While the advertisements may make the cusine look appetizing, there is a catch; the food in Las Vegas isn’t even that good!

One night we hit the buffet and it cost $45 dollars for some slop you can get at Golden Corral or Hometown Buffet for $11.99 with a drink. Fuck this shit. $10 for a McDonald’s meal. Are you kidding me?

buffet food

 

8. Old Hotels.

Yeah, we know this place was the shit back in the day, but now some of the hotels are run down and look like a elderly care facility, where hopes and dreams go to moth ball. Seriously, Excalibur… Have you seen this dump? Don’t let the marketing fool you.  The rooms all smell like cigarette smoke and cheap booze puked up onto the carpet.

 

7. Pushy street vendors.

Pushy street vendors, Las Vegas SucksWant to get haggled by pan handlers and foreigners with bad cologne and zero beliefs about personal space? No, we didn’t think so. If we did, we would go to Egypt. Our apologies to all the Egyptians who we just offended.

6. Low balling drunks at the card tables.


Place your bet and play your hand, or get the hell out of the way. If you want to pull the one-arm bandit penny slots with Grandma, they are right over by the door. Good luck, but we’re trying to play some poker here. We know this is your first time here and it’s cool to get free watered down drinks (See #1), but this ain’t a 007 movie and you aren’t James Bond.

5. Overwhelming to the senses.

There is too much to take in and do. Play the ponies, go to a show, and dance in the club… You almost would need to spend at least a week out there to do most of this over-hyped stuff. Except Penn and Teller, they are cool.  Just because you CAN do all these things, doesn’t mean you SHOULD do all of them.

 

4. Strip clubs are a rip off.

If you’re in LVNV with the guys and want to go to nudie bar, it’s totally your choice, right?  But when you get to the strip club nearby, you find out there is $50 for a cover charge. Are you freakin’ kidding me? What do the strippers have in this joint that we haven’t all seen a million times online or at the tiddy-bar right down the street?

 

3. Las Vegas is living in the past.

I’m sure back in the Rat Pack days of Sinatra and Sammy Davis Jr., Las Vegas was an oasis of sin in the desert. All the attempts to keep bleeding this appeal from a dry well is tired, old, and pathetic. How much class and style can there be with a lame EDM DJ playing tunes through an iPod for an overpriced nightclub? Forget the glory days and Ocean’s 11 movies. This town is washed up.

vintage-photos-las-vegas-history-old-20

 

2. Las Vegas is dirty.

The strip is the true reality of Vegas. Some of the more glamorous hotels may try and cover up for this but, everywhere you look it’s dirty. Trash in the streets. Bums pissing their pants while they panhandle. All for the tourist to walk through, or take a cab.

Las Vegas strip covered in trash and garbage.
Las Vegas strip covered in trash and garbage.

 

1. The house always wins.

Yeah, yeah, everybody knows that one loudmouth guy who talks about winning it big on his bachelor party trip during his college frat party days. But anyone who has been to Las Vegas most always comes back with less money than they went with. The house most always wins, and the percentage is much more than most people realize.

 

Bonus reason why Las Vegas is overrated.

The days of ‘What Happens in Vegas stays in Vegas’ are long gone. Now with the heavy use of social media, within seconds of that selfie or the walk of shame, it’s immortalized and on the web for everyone to see. That includes your parents, your girlfriend, your wife, your wife’s family, your boss, etc… What happens in Vegas, absolutely doesn’t stay there, and good luck explaining that STD to your girlfriend too.


Do you agree with our list? What did we miss? Why do you think Las Vegas is an over-hyped place to go?

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Favorite band or musical act. Blink 182 – but there really is too many to name. LOL
Measurements (Bust, Hips, Waist) Bust 32, Hips 32, Waist 24
Movie that scared you the most. Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Truth or Dare? Dare. 😉
Tell us about your hobbies OR the worst date you ever went on. This guy took me to see Southpaw. We went to a cinnepolis, the luxury theater. First he yells at the employees for not being able to refund his card when HE purchased tickets to the wrong theatre (so embarrassing). During the movie, he took off his shoes, faced ME and was trying to have a conversation the entire time. Safe to say that I was more into the boxing movie then he was. HAHAH

 


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