No-nut November: Is it worth it?

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No-nut November: Is it worth it?

No-Nut November is the time of year when men all across the Earth willfully abstain from masturbation.  While adapting a Tibetan monk’s lifestyle probably isn’t a bad choice for long term health benefits, is such a drastic change in one’s sexual behavior a good idea? 

Buddhist monk praying in front of Ganden monastery, Tibet, China

Warning: Adult language and candid discussions of male sexual behavior follow. For anyone easliy offended by frank discourse on sexuality, how about reading Top Ten foods for Super Bowl Parties.

Background on No-Nut November

No-Nut November is an offshoot of the growing online movement known as No-Fap.  The term “Fap” aka “Fapping” refers to male masturbation, and is an onomatopoeia for the sound created by the repetitive hand motion. For the entirety of November, men vow to avoid watching porn (or other videos that have similar arousing effects), edging (the practice of stimulating oneself to brink of orgasm without cumming), and “nutting”.   The term “nut” is slang for ejactulation, ie. “bust a nut”.

Some speculate that No-Nut November is blowback from the wanton rise of free, high-definition, online, streaming pornograhpy.  That means, with a device capable of connecting to the internet, an internet connection and some privacy, men can easily access virtually unlimited amounts of sexually stimulating material.   

Coorelalltions between addictive internet behaviors and are similarly just beginning to get serious sceinficic study devoted to them. Young men, many of whom never knew a time before the internet, began experiencing impotence in alarmingly high numbers according to the work of some scientists such as MD Gary Wilson.  Although now retired, Wilson devoted a considerable portion of his career to studying the effects of porn on men and helping break the cycle of addiction associated with compulsive masturbation habits. 

This ain’t your grandpa’s nudie mag

It should be stated too that the porn of today is not your grandpa’s porn.  The days of Marilyn Monroe posing nude for Playboy are tame compared to the hard core porn that is available online currently.  The sex acts depicted are increasingly becoming extreme – some causing medical trauma to the performers – and there is every gamut of fetish from benign to appalling. 

Marilyn Monroe

 

Benefits of No-Nut November

What benefits could be gained from abstaining from masturbation for 30 days.  Here is a partial list that we could “cum” up with at Slickster HQ.  What did we get right?  What did we miss? Let us know in the comments below.

More free time

This is a no-brainer.  Even if you suffer from extreme premature ejactulation, any time at all spent with your pants around your ankles would be time you could apply elsewhere.  How many times have you heard people make excuses, and say, “I just don’t have the time.”  What if you could gain 15 minutes per day?  Instead of fapping, everyday during November, you would gain nearly two extra hours per week.

No chance of getting caught masturbating

We covered the the step-by-step guide how to whack off like a ninja.
Read the full article at this link: http://www.slickstermagazine.com/masturbate-without-getting-caught/

Of course, if you aren’t wanking your dick for the entire month, you are guaranteed to never have an award moment when someone walks in you mid-flight.

AFTK interaction

As our world is becoming more and more dominated by cell phones and social media, No-nut November gives a reason to get away from the keyboard.  According to some studies, Americans are spending up to three hours per day on their phones.  Less time searching, clicking and watching porn means less time online and on your device of choice.

Carpel tunnel syndrome

It’s my dick and I can wash it as many times and as fast as I want,” a lonely solider staged in a combat zone once said. The carpal tunnel is a narrow passageway in the wrist, about an inch wide. The floor and sides of the tunnel are formed by small wrist bones called carpal bones. The carpal tunnel protects the median nerve and flexor tendons that bend the fingers and thumb.  Repetitive motions, such as excessive fapping or typing can cause a tingling feeling or pins and needles, numbness, and sometimes pain in the hand.

 

Shooting a huge load in December

Some guys joke that following No-Nut November, comes “Destroy-Dick December”.  This refers to the binge of masturbation that comes after abstaining from sexual activity for entire month.  While the male body has no issues with handling a build of sperm within the body, guys swear it causes distractions.  Shooting a big load, aka having a large ejaculatory volume, may be one side effect of No-Nut November.


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